Monday 25 May 2009

Golden Oldies

"I don't like the look of those boats - help me pick this bench up."

In a story that's bound to warm the cockles of those depressed by the sinister creep of Islam into British public life, British pensioners on a cruise ship bravely fought off machine gun-armed Somali pirates by hurling deckchairs and tables at them.

The holidaymakers were enjoying a midnight Mozart concert onboard MSC Melody when pirates armed with Kalashnikovs attempted to board it using grappling hooks and ladders. But passengers forced them back to their boats by throwing chairs and tables over the stern of the ship as Israeli security guards onboard the cruise liner fired warning shots.

Can we get these OAPs into the House of Commons somehow?

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